STORY: Scott Lobdell and Tom DeFalco
ART: Ig Guara and JP Mayer
“The Culling” has been a mixed bag when it comes to crossover events. While the series connected to the event – Superboy, Teen Titans, and Legion: Lost – haven’t really been the critical achievements DC probably hoped they would be (except Legion: Lost – who knows why this book is around), this crossover between the three has made for a compelling read. I mean, what better way to introduce a whole cadre of characters into the ‘New 52’? But instead of bringing “The Culling” to a satisfying conclusion, Teen Titans #9 wades around in it’s own ridiculous plot so long it becomes tedious.
Harvest has, so far, been an enigmatic villain. With no backstory and only minute references to his true agenda, it’s hard to find any sense – and thus, meaning – in anything he does. Villains need just as much motive as heroes to affect their actions, and Harvest has no motive, so to speak. It’s incredibly frustrating as a reader because Harvest simply flies away after the Titans and Legionnaires destroy his base (or whatever compound of weirdly-named locations he traipsed about.) There is literally no conclusion.
Basically, Caitlin Fairchild gets all the metahuman teenagers out of
the Scarlett Letter the Crucible and the two teams go all-out on Old No-Eyes. The fighting isn’t even satisfying because throughout the pages and pages of brawling, Harvest keeps blathering on about his new world order, or whatever it is he talks about. He’s basically reduced to a super-annoying demi-god with no real purpose. Supposedly, he meant for the kids to escape so they can be dangerous in public so the government will need organizations like N.O.W.H.E.R.E., not only to curb the rise of teenage metahuman crime, but also to placate the job demand for silly name acronyms. Then he flies away. That’s it. Oh, then the Titans wake up on some island?
If you look back at my review of Superboy #9 and even Teen Titans Annual #1, you’ll see that I was actually enjoying this story more than I have for either series thus far. But this sloppy, uninteresting “conclusion” is so weak, it drags down the entire crossover.